Funny Eclipse Quotes

Yeah I found Eclipse funny at times...some of these you might not find funny but I do.Hah

"Fall down again, Bella?"
"No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face."

"Go fetch a space heater? i'm not a Saint Bernard" -Jacob

''so thats it you won't sleep with me until we're married?'' -Bella
''technally i can't ever sleep with you'' -Edward
''very mature, Edward'' -Bella

" It's a good thing you're bulletproof. We're going to need that ring. It's time to tell Charlie." -Bella
Hehe Edward is bulletproof.

"Emmett and I were out hunting. Then Jasper shows up, covered in battle scars, towing this little freak, who calls us all by name, knows everything about us, and wants to know which room she can move into. When we came home, all my things were in the garage."-Edward
"Your room had the best view." -Alice

Edward -''YOU KILLED IT.''
Bella- ''It didn't want to come out.''
That can be mistaken in so many ways..

All hilarious Eclipse quotes.
I thought B.D. was hysterical though, I was laughing more whilst reading that book than during any other one.

Yeah i never realised how funny it was till i read it again

its amazing how much you can miss when you are flying through it first read!

I know,how long did it take you to read?

i remember i got it on a friday and i was awake nearly the whole night reading and i was finished before sunday

but i had to re-read so i spent about a week then re-reading it!

how long did it take you??