You Know You Are Obsessed With Twilight When . . .

1) Your parents think you are a little insane when you go off on long rants about the book

2) You wish vampires were real

3) You freak out whenever you see something that reminds you of Twilight

I don't think I explained well so just post any reasons at all how you know you are obsessed . . .

You develope a strange habit of biting people
You tell your twilight poster "good night" and "good morning"
Popsicles are your favorite treat..they are cold, hard, and sweet.
You look at bears and scream "EMMETT!"
You go to your doctor and ask him how Edward is.
You call your doctor "Carlisle"
You decide to take a vacation to Forks, Washington
You start talking like one of the characters (E.g. Screaming "HOLY CROW!")
You make twilight references whenever possible.

When you go to the bookstore and specifically look for the Twilight books.
When you see a Twilight unauthorized companion and you know it'll never sum up to the book, or an authorized companion, but buy it anyways.

*points to self* xD

You see a pale person and and assume that they must be a vampire.
You then ask that person to bite you.

when you are watchin a nature programme and see a grizzly bear and think ' Emmet could take him'
when you hear someone saying anything bad about twilight and then you want to kill them
when you hide your in-perfect-condition twilight book from your sister because you know she'll put dog ears on it and hide it until she goes back 2 cork...

when you read the word 'twilight' in a totally different book and get excited...
when you come on twilight ireland like every single day!

when ever time in school you are in the computer room you print off twilight picturtes and create the twilight wall at the back of your classroom


lol

Must admit i havnt done that before!

when you spend like 3 hrs downloadin pics from the internet 2 put on ur ipod
when you nearly spend 64 euro on a collection of hardbacked twilight books because they look pretty when they are all together, even when you already have all the paperback editions and there bran new!

When you keep your cinema ticket and put it on your wall
When you bring fangs to the cinema and get random people to take pictures of you in front of a twilight sign.
When you spend hours on youtube looking for that interview with robert pattinson( I saw it once it was one where he completely rambled off and pissed himslef laughing and asked what the question was again.) Anybody know it its been driving me insane!?

your dog has just been renamed Renesmee even though it a boy

your brother thinks you a mental because you still get upset that Edward left Bella,

Your science teacher actually has a Golden Onion Contest every Friday ( remember in the movie in Bio when Edward talks to Bella for the first time)

You introduce yourself by Saying '' HELLO MY NAME IS EDWARD CULLEN " WHEN YOU REALLY MEAN TO SAY YOUR REAL NAME

you get the picture right

when your gonna get a jumper ordered on the internet with a twilight quote on it!! (hopefully)

when you want a husband who shines like a diamond

You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news.

when u get uber excited that Twilight the movie is going 2 release a Directors Handbook DVD even though u dnt no wat it is!

when you think the fact twilight on dvd being out on your birthday is some kinda sign lol

and woOt i want the directors ahnd book too! i love catherine hardwicke films

when u are suppose to be studying but post something here instead.............